available in stores now
Earth Ranch - the camp for struggling youth:
I’m not sure who you are or how you got here, but I am sad to say you have made a terrible mistake. You will find nothing of interest on this website, only misleading information about me, that is, the writer who goes by that ridiculous pseudonym, Pseudonymous Bosch, the Secret Series (a series of books that should never have been written much less read!), my pseudo blog, and that most dubious subject of all, life in general. Moreover, I have reason to believe this site has been tampered with by a certain organization of evil alchemists whom I shall not name (for fear of setting off their search engines). The one thing I can promise you is that you will find no mention here whatsoever of the Secret…well, no further mention! Please go away now.