This email comes in from Agent CH888.
Hi Mr. Bosch! I love your books a lot. I even have a funny, but cheesy story.
When I read your first book, my parents asked me what the name of this book was, so I said "secret." Then, when I was reading the second book, I stayed up late to read it, and my mom came up to my room and said "You're reading this? It's too late!" And then, when I was reading the third book, my dad said "This book is not good for you!" Then with the fourth book, I was caught reading up late, and I said, "This isn't what it looks like!" Huh? Yeah, cheesy.
We have one thing to say about all this Secret Series reading ...
YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS!